Tell Me All About It!

I can’t stand it when people start talking to me online because they’re bored, but yet they don’t really have any conversation to make. They want somebody to speak to, but they make the other person do all the talking.

You’re sitting there working on something that’s of importance to you and you see the IM pop up and say, “What’s up?” This seems like a harmless instant message, so you put off your work for a second and say, “nm ,u?” This is when the other lazy shit-stain goes “nothing, so what’s new?” You lazy ass dipshit, now I am forced to come up with “what’s new” on the spot! If you’re bored go to Wikipedia, go to youtube, hotornot, ratemypoo, Rhapsody, or any other spot to fill in your boredom. Don’t come to me looking for answers to fill in your dead space you egotistical sloth. The reason you have so much time on your hands is because nobody WANTS to talk to you because your conversational skills are as good as a sandpaper condom! Pick up the slack a little bit and go do something with your life, this way the next time you talk to me you can start the conversation off with something YOU DID! I’m not bored, I have a life, you need to find yours…here’s a hint, get off the computer and go do something…if jerking off does make you go blind the computer will eventually be useless too and then you’re really fucked on conversation!

VC